From Bournemouth – Henley-on-Thames MP Alexander “Boris” Johnson has sided with the Recusant Cricket Club in the recent Headmaster vs. Parents row.
The RCC has twice backed parents against interferance from state authorities (see Mother jailed for breaking Nazi law and Busybody Headmaster outfoxed). In this case, Mr Johnson has backed the Hon. Treasurer of the RCC as he lauded the mothers of Yorkshire for defying the local Headmaster’s ban on “unhealthy” food by passing lunches through the school fence.
“I say let people eat what they like! Why shouldn’t they push pies through the railings?” demanded Mr. Johnson at a fringe meeting at the annual Tory party conference in Bournemouth.
Mr. Johnson’s office has been informed of this convergence of interests and we have offered to assist him in drafting any future human rights statements.