A prize of a metaphorical slap on the back awaits the writer of the funniest caption to accompany this photo of His Majesty King Gyanendra of Nepal meeting His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh. Simply submit your caption in the comments section.
HM King Gyanendra: Sir, I would like to felicitate your wife on behalf of my people.
HRH The Duke: Bugger off and felicitate your own wife! Lizzy’s not in to that sort of thing anyway.