Freddie Mercury exposed as serial killer

Maintaining their reputation as an efficient and speedy modern police service, Scotland Yard have this morning released a photo-fit image of Jack the Ripper.

Have you seen this man? Do not approach him! If cornered, he may become camp and start singing in an extremely high voice.

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One Response to “Freddie Mercury exposed as serial killer”

  1. Paulinus Says:
    November 21, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    He’s a killer – QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! as the song says

    Shouldn’t joke about it really…..

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